Q1, Would you like to introduce yourself?
WE ARE KNIFEY! We’re a rock band from Toronto and we’re pleased to meet you.


Q2, What are your phobias?
Spiders. On a side note, how come I am willing to pay good money for and eat a foot-long crab leg, and yet when I see a spider that’s 5 cm wide I start sweating and panicking? New song idea?

Q3, How many pairs of shoes do you have?
1 pair of Vans, 1 pair of dress shoes, one pair of boots. I’m a footware utilitarian. Just ride them into the ground and get a fresh pair.

Q4, What are your irritating habits?
I set multiple alarms across two phones in the morning, and snooze all of them, creating a glorious symphony of alarms. I keep trying to explain to my girlfriend that it’s a all part of the process of creating experimental avant-garde music, but it’s nearly left me single on several occasions. Not even joking.

Q5, What things embarrass you?
I like to be low-key in public and get super embarrassed when people I’m with are loud, especially on public transit.

Q6, When did you last smuggle goods through customs?
I smuggled a stuffed animal Armadillo with a Texas hat into Canada about 2 weeks ago. Sniffer dogs walked by about 8 times. Knifey 1, US border control 0.

Q7, Who is your favourite actor?
I’m thinking Steve Carrel. Simply a class act. Also, that man has aged like a fine wine. For pure acting: Daniel Day Lewis. Although, I think collectively we’re obligated to say Keanu Reeves (just wait for our album to be released to find out why )

Q8, And, most importantly, what is your favourite type of cookie?
The big one from Bruce Almighty!